My name is Chrystal and I am a coffee addict. I never go without seventeen cups of coffee per day. So naturally I spend quite some time in the toilet! Okay I believe the correct term is "all the time" (; However it does not really hurt since I work in a toilet.. I have a Masters degree in Toilet Washing and I am the director of the local well-known firm Toilets of the Mind! I am probably best known for my rhyming initials with the coffee connoisseur.